Glass Klein Bottles For Sale ... Inquire Within
Welcome to the Land of Many Manifolds.Searching for a one-sided surface?
Need a zero-volume bottle? Want the ultimate in non-orientability?
Get an ACME® KLEIN BOTTLE!
At last, Acme has conquered topological and engineering frontiers to manufacture genuine glass Klein Bottles. These are the finest closed, non-orientable, boundary-free manifolds sold anywhere in our three spatial dimensions. These beautiful glass bottles make great gifts, fantastic displays, and inferior mouse-traps. With its circle of singularities, an Acme Klein Bottle can be said to exist inside of itself -- especially handy during time-reversals.A topologist's delight, hand crafted in glass.
Acme's low cost bottles for sale:
Classical Klein Bottle $42
ErlenmeyerKlein Bottle $42
Top Mouthed Erlenmeyer $42
ACME's not-so-low-cost bottles:
Sliced bottles -see the Möbius Loop! & custom designs
Specials - made to order manifolds
!!! Non-metrizable -dimensional manifolds!
ACME's soon-to-be-available Klein Bottles:
Half Pint Classical (coming real soon)
Real Little Classical (coming soon)
OK, So what's a Klein Bottle?
Exclusive features of your Acme Manifold & warnings
Acme's Unconditional Guarantee
How to order - we accept credit cards
Ever see a baker's dozen Klein Bottles?
For several ways to display your Klein Bottle and an endorsement by a REAL MATHEMATICIAN see us at the Conferences
Acme Klein Bottles -- where yesterday's future is here today!
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